Today is the greatest day I've ever known.

Can't live for tomorrow, tomorrow's much to long. I'll burn my eyes out before I get out. (Smashing Pumpkins).

Actually, today is not the greatest day and more like the most sucky/mediocre day. I have a long list of bitching to do:

1. Office is too hot
2. Keeping the window open does nothing until noon
3. After noon, keeping the window open chills me to the bone
4. Office is still too hot
5. People think I read minds
6. Borrowed GPS is incredibly inaccurate
7. Headache from heat in office
8. Hot dog man was listening to a terrible song
9. Tech supervisor assumes I have no idea what I am doing
10. Website updates to a website I can't fix make me angry
11. People keep interrupting me to tell me life sucks
12. My blog is all bitchy, and that makes me sad
13. My cats are being mean to the house
14. We have no money
15. I can't keep track of everything I want to do
16. My work office is a mess and requires a lot of personal time to fix
17. My home office is a mess and requires a lot of personal time to fix
18. I keep forgetting to do things at home and at work
19. I needed booze at noon with my hot dog
20. I can't make a good Haiku to save my life today
21. I'm going to get flamed for posting something like this to a blog which is aggregated through other sites
22. Nobody is going to flame me, because only my girlfriend comments on my blog
23. My cats know I watch them remotely and refuse to be bad on camera
24. Putz cat needs to go to the vet which worries us
25. Theres a road to nowhere near my office and I always forget to drive down it
26. My standards are too high even in a world of high standards
27. My standards stop me from doing things, which could be good however sucks still
28. I can't use commas right
29. I can't use semicolons right
30. I have lots of ideas that never get implemented
31. The kids park near our house sucks
32. Train fumes near my office give me even greater headaches, but with the window closed the heat gives me one as well
33. My chair sucks

I'm done.. Can I go home?