Wednesday, May 16

Haiku -The Forbidden Utensil

Do you have five teeth?
Jagged and smooth at the same time.
I yearn to fondle.

Inspired by:
GSI Piranha Foon
Snow Peak Titanium Spork

2 comments:

skyefoil said...

Are you high? If so then I need whatever you're on to see the beauty that you obviously are seeing.

Spazzazoid. :P

whardier said...

I'm not the first person to haiku about sporks.

See: The Spork FAQ