Tuesday, May 22

Today is the greatest day I've ever known.

Can't live for tomorrow, tomorrow's much to long. I'll burn my eyes out before I get out. (Smashing Pumpkins).

Actually, today is not the greatest day and more like the most sucky/mediocre day. I have a long list of bitching to do:

  1. Office is too hot
  2. Keeping the window open does nothing until noon
  3. After noon, keeping the window open chills me to the bone
  4. Office is still too hot
  5. People think I read minds
  6. Borrowed GPS is incredibly inaccurate
  7. Headache from heat in office
  8. Hot dog man was listening to a terrible song
  9. Tech supervisor assumes I have no idea what I am doing
  10. Website updates to a website I can't fix make me angry
  11. People keep interrupting me to tell me life sucks
  12. My blog is all bitchy, and that makes me sad
  13. My cats are being mean to the house
  14. We have no money
  15. I can't keep track of everything I want to do
  16. My work office is a mess and requires a lot of personal time to fix
  17. My home office is a mess and requires a lot of personal time to fix
  18. I keep forgetting to do things at home and at work
  19. I needed booze at noon with my hot dog
  20. I can't make a good Haiku to save my life today
  21. I'm going to get flamed for posting something like this to a blog which is aggregated through other sites
  22. Nobody is going to flame me, because only my girlfriend comments on my blog
  23. My cats know I watch them remotely and refuse to be bad on camera
  24. Putz cat needs to go to the vet which worries us
  25. Theres a road to nowhere near my office and I always forget to drive down it
  26. My standards are too high even in a world of high standards
  27. My standards stop me from doing things, which could be good however sucks still
  28. I can't use commas right
  29. I can't use semicolons right
  30. I have lots of ideas that never get implemented
  31. The kids park near our house sucks
  32. Train fumes near my office give me even greater headaches, but with the window closed the heat gives me one as well
  33. My chair sucks
I'm done.. Can I go home?

2 comments:

Rachael said...

saw this last night & thought of your post :D

"Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator."

Michelle said...

Commas are used to create pause in a complete phrase, which may be a sentence; the phrase may also be part of a compound sentence, whose parts are separated by a semicolon.

Found you. April ratted. Love you, amazing bro.
M